"Ohmmmmm
ChannellingBettyCrockercomeinplease....
Ohmmmmm..."
.........."You're waiting a while to start this."
"OhmmmmBettyareyouthere?Ohmm........"
.........."Just throw it in the oven. It'll be fine."
"OHHmmBettyfillemwiththecookingspiritsplease"
........."Cornbread Dressing? You're kidding right?"
" OMMMBettyTminusoneworkyourmagic..."
........"It's just you for Thanksgiving, why are you going all out? The kids will be full from their dad's."
" OHMMBettywhat'sthedealyou'renothelping..."
..........."Did you get some Scotch."
" OHHM?!!..Mothergettheheckouttamyhead!........"
I channeled the wrong Betty.
Don't you hate it when that happens.
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