Ok guys... get me in the Christmas spirit and write me a caption for what is obviously going to be another 'Maxine Christmas' around my house.
I'll send the best caption winner something in the mail.
Of course it might be just a card..... but hey, it's something, and it's mail.
Oh, and I'd uh, need your address... so if you want something GREAT (like a card or something in the mail) e-mail me your address...
... or if you're shy, afraid I might stalk you, or live in a box and are draining free internet off someone else, don't send it. Just play.
So write a caption, send me your address and hope for the best.
C'mon, you know you wanna. Besides, I have a tongue that's bored, and stamps just waiting to be licked.
8 comments:
Glad you're having a nice holiday so far too...lol.
How 'bout these?
'Merry effin' Christmas.'
or...
'I stopped believing in Santa when he didn't give me the new body I asked for.'
journals.aol.com/krspkrmmom/nooneshome
"Too many shoppers to shoot, so little time."
"It's my list for Santa ... It says kiss my wrinkled ass!"
"Screw this! Next year I shop online and blow virtual money."
Ok Sie, I stink at this but I'm supporting your Christmas spirit! LOL
Money doesn't grow on Christmas tree's, you know!
"I asked for 11 Lords a Leaping, so who's the wise ass that sent me fruitcake? I don't need no stinking fruit cake!"
"You're better off on Santa's list. I do all MY shopping on Ebay." or "Screw Santa. This is my list of people I want my dog to bite in the ass."
Believe it or not, I work with the guy who created "Maxine". He's a very shy, quiet guy. The words come from people on my staff. Writers are a weird bunch indeed!!
New friend hug,
Russ (Inner and Outer Demons)
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