Sunday, December 05, 2004

An Evil Plan

I tried to get them to go shopping with me.
.............It didn't work.

I tried arguing them into going to the mall.
............ It didn't work.

I tried whining.
...........This so(!) used to work.

I tried ordering.
...........They stared at me.

I tried threats. "Fine! Don't go. You'll get socks for Christmas!"

"Kewl." Said one.

Fine. On to plan "B".

Yep, good ole "Plan B." As soon as I think of it.

Oh....................AND WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE BRING UP THE 47 #$%&! BOXES OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP FROM THE BASEMENT, PLEASE ?!?!?

Ho. Ho. Friggen. Ho.

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