Just your average single middle aged woman with 3 grown kids, who often stops and takes a look around her life and says "PFFT' because "WTF" was already taken.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Dust Bunny flu
It's all finally caught up with me. I've finally succumbed to the Dust Bunny Flu. It's been coming on for a few weeks now....
…………..That annoying itch when I look at the carpet.
…………..The eye tick started upon seeing the kitten paw prints in dust on the dining room table.
…………..Watery eyes started when I looked around at the state of my house.
…………..My throat became dry and prickly when I said "We need to buy a carpet cleaner."
But I really knew I was delirious with fever when I wanted to call into work sick so that I could stay home and clean. I did however go into work today... cuz I'm a trooper like that.
After work, I so hoped the symptoms would disappear. They didn't.
Five hours after arriving home from work, I had steam cleaned, vacuumed, dusted and rearranged the family room.
Five hours - one room.
There are 7 more rooms with carpet, and that’s not counting stairways and hallways.
I’m thinking I might need professional in-home care…. like a maid. I wonder if my disabilkity insurance at work will cover this since I am clearly incapable of doing this on my own.
Pfft.
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