BOYS vs GIRLS

High School Proms... For Girls:

...You talk about Prom starting 3 months beforehand.
...You go shopping for a dress in every mall within a 300 mile radius. Twice
....You agonize over hair and make up.
...After finding the right dress, you try on every shoe made to find in another 300 mile radius to find the perfect pair.
...You are on zit watch for week, praying one won't show up.
...You talk for hours, days, weeks about PROM. PROM... THE PROM.

High School Proms...For Boys:

...You tell your mother that day - 3 hours before you need to leave; Oh by the way, you're going to Prom.